NOTE: The horseradish sauce trick is from Tom Leykis. 

Welcome to a world where a woman's naked pictures have more legal protections than a man's sperm.

Lizzie Marvelly: We're not going to take it any more
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11515360

25 STATES HAVE REVENGE PORN LAWS
http://www.endrevengeporn.org/revenge-porn-laws/

Sperm: The "gift" that keeps on giving
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/7024930/#.VgCQtt9VhBc

Intro/Outro Music: "Earthy Crust" by Jingle Punks. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library.